Hire a copywriter who actually sounds like a human.
Real voice. Real results. No jargon.
After 30 years of writing marketing copy, here’s what I know:
most of it sounds exactly the same.
Let's fix that for your business.
“Marnee was immediately able to cut through the fluff in my writing and get to the heart of what I was actually trying to say. ”
Here’s the Thing
You've built something good. Maybe even great. But when you try to explain it in writing? It comes out sounding like everyone else. Or worse, like ChatGPT had a bland, corporate baby with a motivational poster.
I write copy that sounds like you. Not like a press release. Not like AI. Not like every other business in your space.
If I’ve learned anything from three decades of doing this, it’s that people buy from people.
Not from jargon. Not from buzzwords. Not from whatever “streamlined solutions” means.
My Sweet Spot Clients
Small teams who’ve been doing all their own writing and are finally ready to hand it off. Founder-led brands with a real product and real momentum. Women-owned companies. Mission-minded businesses that care about the people they serve. If you’ve built something meaningful and want the words to match, we’ll get along.
What I Can Help You With
✔️ Website copy that sounds like you instead of the last twelve sites someone clicked on.
✔️ Emails people actually read because they sound like a person wrote them.
✔️ Marketing materials that don’t feel like templates dressed up in adjectives.
✔️ Brand voice guidelines that finally explain how you talk, so your whole team stops guessing.
✔️ Ongoing copy support so you don’t go back to writing everything yourself at midnight.
“The last eblast I sent out yielded two new website redesign leads, both from existing clients so I think there’s a good chance they’ll come in. High five! Thanks for the help:)”
Who I've Worked With
Childcare brands, health and wellness businesses, nonprofits, consumer products companies. I've written everything from investor communications to summer camp emails. Website overhauls to platform transition guides. If it needs words that work, I've probably done it.
A few of the brands I’ve supported: Time Warner Cable (now Spectrum) • Aspect Ratio • NO BS Weightloss • KinderCare® • Champions® • Crème de la Crème® • Destira • Tunnel7
Real voice. Clear writing. No BS.
Why You Should Hire Me (Instead of the Other Person)
I've been doing this since 1996. That's longer than Google has existed. I've seen every marketing trend come and go. I know what actually works.
I make the process easy. Most people hate writing because they're staring at a blank page trying to sound "professional." I ask you the right questions, pull out your actual story, and give you copy to react to—not a blank doc and good luck.
I get strategy, not just words. I know how to think about audience, positioning, and what makes people actually take action.
I can put myself in your customer's shoes. After 30 years and hundreds of projects, I've gotten pretty good at understanding what makes different audiences tick. I write for your reader, not for you—which means copy that actually converts instead of just sounding nice.
I can write in your voice—or help you find it. I've spent years coaching business owners on authentic marketing. I know how to take "this is what we do" and turn it into "this is why you should care." And I make sure it sounds like you, not like a corporate robot.
I don't sound like AI. I'm an actual person who drinks too much coffee and will actually answer your Slack messages like a human.
“Marnee clearly articulated our brand voice and aligned with our tone, across all business channels and customer types.”
Here’s how we work together.
How This Works
One-Time Projects
You need copy for something specific. A website refresh. A launch campaign. A sales page. We work together on that project, I deliver the copy, you feel relieved and your business sounds like you again.
Rate: $135/hour (flat-fee options available)
Ongoing Support (Most people choose this)
If you’d rather not reinvent the wheel every time you need words, ongoing support might be the better fit.
Monthly packages:
10 hours/month: $1,200 ($120/hour)
20 hours/month: $2,200 ($110/hour)
You get priority scheduling, faster turnaround, and the same writer every time. No relearning your voice. No starting from scratch. Just consistent, quality copy when you need it.
“Hiring Marnee brought storytelling our brand. She saw Destira for who we are today, not where we’ve come from, and crafted a clear, concise message into a compelling narrative for our customers to enjoy.”
“I would recommend Marne to anyone who may be struggling with wording or copy for their website.”
“Marnee helped me with my lead magnet title, intro page, opt-in, and email series. She’s patient, thoughtful and helped me get from a blank slate to something I am really proud of today.”
What People are Saying
“Rereading my edited emails from Marnee had me laughing out loud. I can’t wait to put my sequence to use!”
“Marnee is super reliable, creative, and spot-on with her words.”
“Marnee “got me” quickly. My emails sounded sharp, catchy, and conveyed my real personality! Needless to say, I surpassed my goal for my launch.”
My Copywriting Sweet Spots
Education & Early Childcare • Women’s Health & Wellness • Coaching & Personal Development • Small Business / Creative Entrepreneurs
But honestly? If your work matters to the people you serve, the words should too. I can help with that.
Let’s Talk
I keep my client list small so everyone gets attention.
I have two spots opening in January.
I choose clients based on fit, timing, and whether I can genuinely help.
If that sounds like you, let’s talk.
Or just email me at hello@marneehoresh.com. I respond to humans like a human.
No pressure. No weird sales tactics. Just a conversation about whether I'm the right writer for what you need.